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The English
Sense of Humour
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What is the longest word in the
English language? |
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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An English teacher wrote these words on
the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the
students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." |
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A Scottish farmer was in his field
digging up his tatties (a Scots word for potatoes). An American farmer looked
over the fence and said
"In Texas we grow potatoes 5 times larger than that!"
The Scotsman replied " Ah but we just
grow them for our own mouths!"
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